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Breaking down the 2018 US Open men's draw
Aug 25

Aug 25 Breaking down the 2018 US Open men's draw

Ben Goren
Uncategorized

Tl;dr Nadal over Djokovic

An Idiot's Guide To The US Open
Aug 25

Aug 25 An Idiot's Guide To The US Open

Ben Goren
Uncategorized

By idiots, for idiots.

I am a strategy game fraud
Aug 5

Aug 5 I am a strategy game fraud

Tristan Jung
General, Humor

...and it's extremely liberating.

The heat death of tennis.
Jul 15

Jul 15 The heat death of tennis.

Ben Goren
Uncategorized

7-6 (6), 6-7 (5), 6-7 (9), 6-4, 26-24

The five key components to a classic tennis match
Jul 11

Jul 11 The five key components to a classic tennis match

Tristan Jung
Sports, Tennis, Tennis

Great tennis matches are hard to come by.

Wimbledon Day One: Preview, Live Blog, Betting Tips
Jul 1

Jul 1 Wimbledon Day One: Preview, Live Blog, Betting Tips

Ben Goren
Uncategorized
Breaking down the Wimbledon women's draw
Jul 1

Jul 1 Breaking down the Wimbledon women's draw

Ben Goren
Uncategorized

Tl;dr Kvitova over Wozniacki

Breaking down the Wimbledon men's draw
Jun 30

Jun 30 Breaking down the Wimbledon men's draw

Ben Goren
Uncategorized

Tl;dr: Cilic over Djokovic

An Idiot's Guide to Wimbledon
Jun 28

Jun 28 An Idiot's Guide to Wimbledon

Ben Goren
Uncategorized

In which we talk ourselves out of Federer winning and then back into it.

Jun 26
Jun 26 Diego Schwartzman on grass, a tradition unlike any other

Tristan Jung
Sports, Tennis, Tennis

Diegoooooooo

Five inconsequential tournaments crystallized men's tennis in 2018
Jun 19

Jun 19 Five inconsequential tournaments crystallized men's tennis in 2018

Ben Goren
Sports, Tennis

You may not care, but consider caring!

Welcome to ShapoSZN
Jun 11

Jun 11 Welcome to ShapoSZN

Ben Goren
Uncategorized

The precocious Canadian is ready to take a leap.

An Idiot's Guide to the French Open
May 24

May 24 An Idiot's Guide to the French Open

Tristan Jung
Sports, Tennis

Look, don't sleep on the European clay season.

The Norris co-rec soccer squad is somehow pretty good
May 17

May 17 The Norris co-rec soccer squad is somehow pretty good

Tristan Jung
IM Soccer, Northwestern, Sports

The future is unknowable.

NUTC FC earns hard-fought draw
May 10

May 10 NUTC FC earns hard-fought draw

Tristan Jung
Northwestern, Sports, Track Club

NUTC earns a draw.

May 3
May 3 APASBAPC Episode 7: INFINITY WAR

Tristan Jung
Podcast

Just when you thought the podcast couldn't get any more nonsensical, Tristan and two friends talked about Avengers: Infinity War. 

Apr 29
Apr 29 The Giants took Saquon Barkley. This blog needs content.

Tristan Jung
NFL, Sports

We really need content.

Apr 26
Apr 26 2018 NBA Playoffs Column 3: DELICATE STRATAGEMS

Tristan Jung
NBA, Sports

Lives long enough to understand that LeBron James' 44 points and game-winning three will be immortalized long after his life has ended, stuck in a library or digital archive that will outlive the cyclical destruction of your own cells.

Apr 26
Apr 26 Novak Djokovic is really bad now

Tristan Jung
Sports, Tennis

Apr 25
Apr 25 2018 NBA Playoffs Column 2: Meaning

Tristan Jung
NBA, Sports
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