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An Idiot's Guide to the 2019 US Open
Aug 25

Aug 25 An Idiot's Guide to the 2019 US Open

Ben Goren

The US Open descends upon our screens yet again. Get ready for some bad tennis!

War and Peace Fanfiction: A Brief History
Aug 12

Aug 12 War and Peace Fanfiction: A Brief History

Tristan Jung
Humor, Books

I am pleased to inform my readers that over 500 pieces of War and Peace fanfiction currently exist online.

Chris Collins Laps Water on All Fours (Metaphorically)
Jul 25

Jul 25 Chris Collins Laps Water on All Fours (Metaphorically)

Tristan Jung
Northwestern

In which we compare Northwestern men’s basketball to the Book of Judges.

The Admirable Chaos of the German Open
Jul 23

Jul 23 The Admirable Chaos of the German Open

Tristan Jung

An explanation an ode to the German Open, a reminder of human mortality.

Action Park, Revisited
Jul 18

Jul 18 Action Park, Revisited

Tristan Jung
Longform Corner

His tooth was somewhere in the chlorine-infused liquid—I just needed to find it.

An Idiot's Guide to the 2019 French Open
May 24

May 24 An Idiot's Guide to the 2019 French Open

Ben Goren
Humor, Sports, Tennis
Tennis players as Game of Thrones characters
May 13

May 13 Tennis players as Game of Thrones characters

Tristan Jung
Tennis

I need your impression. I NEED IT

May 5
May 5 Lucas Pouille is the worst good tennis player. What does that mean?

Tristan Jung
Uncategorized

Apr 7
Apr 7 Asheville Meet Recap: Forget the Podcast Edition

Tristan Jung
Uncategorized
Facundo Bagnis vs. Pablo Cuevas, a live blog
Feb 5

Feb 5 Facundo Bagnis vs. Pablo Cuevas, a live blog

Tristan Jung
Sports, Tennis
Australians vs. Americans, which country has the better tennis future?
Jan 23

Jan 23 Australians vs. Americans, which country has the better tennis future?

Tristan Jung
Tennis, Uncategorized

Jan 22
Jan 22 Frances Tiafoe is here to change everything

Tristan Jung
Tennis, Uncategorized

Jan 16
Jan 16 The Mets have made their best roster of spoonerisms this decade

Tristan Jung
MLB, New York Mets, Sports, Uncategorized
An Idiot's Guide to the Australian Open
Jan 13

Jan 13 An Idiot's Guide to the Australian Open

Ben Goren
Tennis, Uncategorized
69, yes 69, Tennis Storylines for 2019
Jan 7

Jan 7 69, yes 69, Tennis Storylines for 2019

Tristan Jung
Tennis

Nice.

All things must end.
Dec 29

Dec 29 All things must end.

Ben Goren
Uncategorized
NIRCA Nationals Recap, 2018
Nov 23

Nov 23 NIRCA Nationals Recap, 2018

Tristan Jung
Running, Sports, Track Club

The last one?

Nov 16
Nov 16 Mark Davenport, the man who would be Sosa

Tristan Jung
Fiction, Humor, MLB, Sports

An experiment in baseball.

Oct 24
Oct 24 2018 NIRCA Great Plains Regional recap: American Dream

Tristan Jung
Longform Corner, Running, Sports, Track Club

Yay for writing things.

The U.S. Open is a mediocre sporting spectacle, and I can’t get enough of it
Aug 28

Aug 28 The U.S. Open is a mediocre sporting spectacle, and I can’t get enough of it

Tristan Jung
Sports, Tennis

but I can't stop watching it.

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