By idiots, for idiots.
It makes so much money. You have no idea.
No one is forcing you to do anything. This includes the Barstool Show on ESPN2.
Music is endlessly adaptable. Every sound can be transposed. Every note can be interchanged and repurposed.
Penalty kicks are the worst thing in sports not named Dan Dakich.
After weeks of frustration, self-doubt and insipid soccer, NUTC FC, the Runners With No Chill, defeated a short-handed Confused Sadboys side 4-1 after three first-half goals.
The gradual reclamation of stadiums by corporate interests and the all-seeing eye of marketing should be welcomed by the general populace.
NUTC lost but held the opposing team to just two goals despite being short two players.