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An Idiot's Guide To The 2018 Australian Open
Jan 14

Jan 14 An Idiot's Guide To The 2018 Australian Open

Ben Goren
Uncategorized

By idiots, for idiots.

Nick Kyrgios welcomes you to hell
Jan 8

Jan 8 Nick Kyrgios welcomes you to hell

Ben Goren
Uncategorized
A Podcast About Sports But Also Pop Culture Episode 3: ANGEL ATTACK
Dec 8

Dec 8 A Podcast About Sports But Also Pop Culture Episode 3: ANGEL ATTACK

Ben Goren
Uncategorized

Ayyyyyy we're making a podcast heeeeeyuh

Nov 29
Nov 29 An Ode to Eli Manning

Tristan Jung
Humor, Sports

and the end of childhood.

A Podcast About Sports But Also Pop Culture Episode 2: MUSIC HOUR.
Nov 20

Nov 20 A Podcast About Sports But Also Pop Culture Episode 2: MUSIC HOUR.

Ben Goren
Uncategorized
Diaries of an Unpaid SB Nation Idiot
Nov 17

Nov 17 Diaries of an Unpaid SB Nation Idiot

Ben Goren
Sports

Some thoughts about SB Nation from someone who has written multiple competently written articles.

Here are some pictures of Jon Rothstein's headshot
Nov 16

Nov 16 Here are some pictures of Jon Rothstein's headshot

Ben Goren
Uncategorized

This blog costs money to maintain.

Nov 16
Nov 16 A PODCAST ABOUT SPORTS AND POP CULTURE: Episode 1

Tristan Jung
Uncategorized
Who is making you watch this.
Oct 16

Oct 16 Who is making you watch this.

Ben Goren
Uncategorized

No one is forcing you to do anything. This includes the Barstool Show on ESPN2.

2017 NUTC Beginners' Guide: Benedictine Eagle Invitational
Oct 3

Oct 3 2017 NUTC Beginners' Guide: Benedictine Eagle Invitational

Tristan Jung
Track Club

The Northwestern Track Club is back.

Waiting for Alviti - a one-act play by Tristan Jung
Sep 12

Sep 12 Waiting for Alviti - a one-act play by Tristan Jung

Tristan Jung
Humor, Northwestern, Sports
The Relentless Agony of John Isner
Sep 6

Sep 6 The Relentless Agony of John Isner

Ben Goren
Sports, Tennis

Tennis has reached its logical endpoint through John Isner, and it isn't good enough.

Mulan 2 is Abysmal, a Live Blog
Jul 8

Jul 8 Mulan 2 is Abysmal, a Live Blog

Tristan Jung
Movies, Older Movies

I watched Mulan 2. It was bad.

An Examination of Mashup Culture
Jun 14

Jun 14 An Examination of Mashup Culture

Tristan Jung
General, Music

Music is endlessly adaptable. Every sound can be transposed. Every note can be interchanged and repurposed.

May 28
May 28 25 things I've done that weren't smart at the time and aren't smart in hindsight

Tristan Jung
Humor
NUTC FC Loses Thriller on Penalties to Delta Chi
May 19

May 19 NUTC FC Loses Thriller on Penalties to Delta Chi

Tristan Jung
IM Soccer, Running, Sports

Penalty kicks are the worst thing in sports not named Dan Dakich.

NUTC FC win 4-1 over Confused Sadboys, clinch playoff spot
May 11

May 11 NUTC FC win 4-1 over Confused Sadboys, clinch playoff spot

Tristan Jung
IM Soccer, Sports

After weeks of frustration, self-doubt and insipid soccer, NUTC FC, the Runners With No Chill, defeated a short-handed Confused Sadboys side 4-1 after three first-half goals.

A modest proposal: Northwestern sports must corporatize to survive
May 9

May 9 A modest proposal: Northwestern sports must corporatize to survive

Tristan Jung
Humor, Northwestern, Sports

The gradual reclamation of stadiums by corporate interests and the all-seeing eye of marketing should be welcomed by the general populace.

Short-handed NUTC comes up short against Beta 1
Apr 28

Apr 28 Short-handed NUTC comes up short against Beta 1

Tristan Jung
IM Soccer, Sports

NUTC lost but held the opposing team to just two goals despite being short two players.

Lack of Discipline Dooms NUTC in Loss to Pike
Apr 20

Apr 20 Lack of Discipline Dooms NUTC in Loss to Pike

Tristan Jung
IM Soccer, Sports, Track Club

NUTC made far too many mistakes.

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