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THE WORST TICKET PURCHASE OF 2017
Apr 19

Apr 19 THE WORST TICKET PURCHASE OF 2017

Tristan Jung
General, Humor

I found the worst ticket purchase of the year.

NUTC FC Stuns Atletico Garnett With Two Late Goals
Apr 13

Apr 13 NUTC FC Stuns Atletico Garnett With Two Late Goals

Tristan Jung
Uncategorized
The Decline and Fall of the Salt Creek In
Apr 11

Apr 11 The Decline and Fall of the Salt Creek In

Tristan Jung
General, Humor, Tristan Travel Diaries

The Salt Creek Inn is a testament to the past, when America was great and the world was simpler. The rooms are dingy and dim. The wallpaper and bedding have probably not been updated since around 1980.

Bee Movie as Marxist Allegory
Apr 4

Apr 4 Bee Movie as Marxist Allegory

Tristan Jung
Movies, Older Movies

The transparent reflections of real social hierarchy in Bee Movie serve as the backdrop for the film’s dismissal of Marxism and socialism.

Unabridged Northwestern women's basketball column
Mar 28

Mar 28 Unabridged Northwestern women's basketball column

Tristan Jung
Uncategorized

There are teams that build you up, teams that you can predict, teams that stir extraordinary emotions. There are teams that fill you with solace, hope, anger, indignity, anguish and, in precious moments, joy.And then there are teams you cannot understand—

This Ol' Watch
Mar 22

Mar 22 This Ol' Watch

Tristan Jung
Uncategorized
A Bunch of Words on Gurren Lagann
Mar 17

Mar 17 A Bunch of Words on Gurren Lagann

Tristan Jung
Uncategorized

I recently watched Gurren Lagann on the recommendation of my sister and Ian McCafferty (@itmccaf52). Here are some thoughts:The show is very, very good. I give it a 9/10.

Tyra Buss dot com is the best website on the Internet
Mar 3

Mar 3 Tyra Buss dot com is the best website on the Internet

Tristan Jung
Uncategorized

In addition to informing you on the many, many, many accomplishments of Indiana women's basketball player Tyra Buss, TyraBuss.com will show you the Middle Path. It will show you the way to Enlightenment In a world of fake news, TyraBuss.com is the only thing you should believe.

A Mashup: Northwestern won a basketball game
Mar 2

Mar 2 A Mashup: Northwestern won a basketball game

Tristan Jung
Uncategorized

As you may have heard, Northwestern won a historic and dramatic basketball game last night. In response, there were a lot of really good columns written. I combined them into one article.

The Illinois Club Relays Are Decadent and Depraved
Feb 25

Feb 25 The Illinois Club Relays Are Decadent and Depraved

Tristan Jung
General, Running, Sports

8 hours at a club track meet in Illinois made me very philosophical.

Victor Estrella Burgos Cannot Lose in Quito
Feb 15

Feb 15 Victor Estrella Burgos Cannot Lose in Quito

Tristan Jung
Slider, Sports

Victor Estrella Burgos will never lose a match in Ecuador again.

An obligatory article about Denis Istomin
Jan 19

Jan 19 An obligatory article about Denis Istomin

Tristan Jung
General, Sports

Trying to understand what Denis Istomin just did.

ESPN INSTANT CLASSICS WITH TRISTAN JUNG: No. 1 - One second
Jan 17

Jan 17 ESPN INSTANT CLASSICS WITH TRISTAN JUNG: No. 1 - One second

Tristan Jung
Longform Corner, Slider, Sports

The AI in NCAA '10 has actually driven me insane.

InnerSpeaker is really good and you should listen to it
Jan 17

Jan 17 InnerSpeaker is really good and you should listen to it

Tristan Jung
Music, Song Reviews
Vampire Weekend Power Rankings: Contra
Jan 13

Jan 13 Vampire Weekend Power Rankings: Contra

Tristan Jung
Longform Corner, Music, Slider, Vampire Weekend

Have you ever wondered how to rank the songs on Vampire Weekend albums? Don't worry, Tristan Jung wondered for you.

The ridiculous Northwestern basketball that you will never read part infinity
Jan 4

Jan 4 The ridiculous Northwestern basketball that you will never read part infinity

Tristan Jung
General, Slider
THE JON ROTHSTEIN ALMANAC: 2016-2017
Dec 30

Dec 30 THE JON ROTHSTEIN ALMANAC: 2016-2017

Ben Goren
General, Longform Corner, NCAAB, Slider, Sports
My application to be the offensive coordinator at the Rutger
Dec 13

Dec 13 My application to be the offensive coordinator at the Rutger

Tristan Jung
General, Slider, Sports, Uncategorized

Dec 7
Dec 7 That crazy Northwestern basketball-related serial you probably won't read

Tristan Jung
General, Slider, Uncategorized

Nov 22
Nov 22 Notes on the French Revolution

Tristan Jung
General, Uncategorized
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