Penalty kicks are the worst thing in sports not named Dan Dakich.
After weeks of frustration, self-doubt and insipid soccer, NUTC FC, the Runners With No Chill, defeated a short-handed Confused Sadboys side 4-1 after three first-half goals.
The gradual reclamation of stadiums by corporate interests and the all-seeing eye of marketing should be welcomed by the general populace.
NUTC lost but held the opposing team to just two goals despite being short two players.
NUTC made far too many mistakes.
I found the worst ticket purchase of the year.
Slidetackle me, I must be dreaming. In an insane debut to its IM White League season, NUTC FC (the Northwestern University Track Club Football Club, yes we know it’s redundant)/Runners With No Chill (the alt name) emerged triumphant from the crap field hockey turf field after two late goals from David Donnelly ensured a 2-0 win […]