Characters: Alternate Universe Tristan Ruben Former Inside NU EIC Zach Pereles A football. A goalpost Midday. Tristan, sitting on the Lakefill, is trying to get BTN2Go to work on his phone. He taps the phone repeatedly, exasperated, but receives nothing. He gives up, exhausted, rests, tries again. As before. Enter Ruben. Tristan: Nothing to be […]
Tennis has reached its logical endpoint through John Isner, and it isn’t good enough.
I commented on every match in the US Open so far.
Penalty kicks are the worst thing in sports not named Dan Dakich.
After weeks of frustration, self-doubt and insipid soccer, NUTC FC, the Runners With No Chill, defeated a short-handed Confused Sadboys side 4-1 after three first-half goals.
The gradual reclamation of stadiums by corporate interests and the all-seeing eye of marketing should be welcomed by the general populace.
NUTC lost but held the opposing team to just two goals despite being short two players.